A). "Tony is the best boyfriend and God personally sent him to me. I love how he likes how "real girls eat meat" and he is a good snuggler."
B). "I wonder what job Vanessa Milliano is doing right now? Oh yeah, she doesn't have a job"
C). I wonder what body part my father is going to creepily comment on next
D). I am wearing a "skort" That's right, a SKORT!