Say hello to your friends...

David Cummings!

Let that name ring through your ears for all eternity. That beautiful rose petal of a name belongs to the deelish Zach Braff. The Braffster (who I find to be delightful, and not at all a douche) plays an adolescent bursting at the seams with pubescent, Save-The-Trees spooge.

Cummings? Trust, that boy went home and hand j'ed himself to the thought of Dawn's blonde bangs rubbing against his newly dropped balls.

Say hello to your friends, indeed: Righty and Lefty...

Fall to your knees, sluts!

The savior of the 21st Century has graced the world with her presence for another year. Bown down. Show some respect.

Suri Cruise is now 3 years old!

Happy birthday, Your HIGHness.

By the way, totes LOVE the eye bitch is giving Katie in this picture. She's over it and is ready for a sippy cup filled with crown and barley water. Me too, Suri. Me too...