Monday, March 23, 2009
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
It's Friday Eve, sluts!
Instead of dwelling on the sad fact you still have to work today and all tomorrow before your weekend begins, let Lola touch your soul. If this doesn't work, remember large amounts of grain alcohol numbs all pain.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Pop Culture Kamikaze has the power to bring celebrities out of hiding and back into the limelight!
Oh, Mindy... That Confessions of a Teen Idol: CHICKS that I fantasized about is right around the corner for you. I can smell it. Or maybe that's the weird shit you're eating...
Either way, welcome back into our hearts!
Johnny Knoxville (38)
Joey Buttafuoco (53)
Bobby McFerrin (59)
Happy birthday, Bitches!
It's not every day you wake up, drag your hungover ass to work and discover the most beautiful GIF you've ever seen. Becky Buckwild unleashes her grace and class every Monday on I Love Money 2, and this week was no exception. This shit is Cable Ace Award worthy!
P.S. Watching her and Frank the Entertainer make out like rabid walruses made my ovaries shrivel a little...
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Takei and Altman were the first couple to receive a marriage license in the City of West Hollywood when California began issuing them to gay couples on June 17. The happy couple 'high stepped' it down the aisle to the classic gay anthem One!
Congrats, you crazy kids!
Hand J's a plenty, K & J
First Becky from Roseanne
That one hott slut from Salute your Shorts Mother fucking Rayanne from My So-Called Life Little Ginger Chrissy from Growing Pains Whitley Unfuckwithable Gilbert from A Different World
The slut working the spandex from Mousercise Kimmy Gibler FTW!
Monday, March 9, 2009
- Be a Mouseketeer on the early 90s MMC
- Get a boob job and show your midriff in your teens
- Create infectious melodies and go on tour with boy bands
- Get married
- Get divorced
- Get married again
- Pop out a few kids
- Get divoroced again
- Go crazy, shave your head, speak in a british accent
- Have your dad rule your life, as ordered by the courts
- Go to Walt Disney World
After reliving the song that never ends as the decaf energy coarsed through my veins, I decided that this is my present to you all this year.
No, I won't be buying it for your cheap ass, but I WILL show you that such a thing exists!
Could they have included more of Lambchop on the physical disc? That bitch always made my Saturday morning pop tarts taste extra sweet...