Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Is Olmec gonna have to choke a bitch?

All I ever wanted in life was to be on Team Barracuda and make out with Olmec. Forget the bag of bones Kirk Fogg in front of him. What kind of name is Kirk Fogg? Good job on that one, parentswhohatedKirk.

Trust, Olmec ran that shit. Kirk probably had to offer him a daily sacrifice of a 40 of King Cobra and a carton of unfiltered Newports. He's millions of years old, dammit! You know Olmec didn't take any of Kirk's fuckery, and probably handed out rock-hard pimp slaps during the commercial breaks.

We salute YOU, Legends of the Hidden Temple. The hours of life spent watching you will never be given back to us...

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