The Surreal Life, in my mind

THE SURREAL LIFE CASTING 2009

First ever in the show would be the HOUSE DOG: STAINS!!!

ROSEANNE

UG, FROM SALUTE YOUR SHORTS

I bet he is not doing much! Elizabeth Berkley Because I want her to get drunk and yell "I'm so excited!!!"

George Clinton

To bring some nasty ass funk to the house

T-BOZ

Because she can enlighten others about Sickle Cell and also VH1 usually has some black singer lady, Da Brat where you at!?

Kurt Loder

We need someone to think he is better than the show, even when in reality he isn't doing anything but eating Oreos and reading old copies of Spin

SIR MIX A LOT

Because when they would do challenges outside the show, he is not afraid to sing his hit single BABY GOT BACCCCKKK. Plus I think him and Roseanne would become BFF