Tuesday, March 10, 2009

My Dream Confessions of a Teen Idol Cast: For the Ladies

As you may or may not have guessed, I'm obsessed with Vh1 Celebreality. Their latest crops of reality genius, like Tool Academy and Confessions of a Teen Idol, make me not feel so bad about sitting at home on the weekends drinking by myself. (Side note: Have you ever had plum wine? That shit is the jam! It's like drinking candy that gets you drunk in half the time.)

During a moment of drunken clarity (they do exist!), I envisioned my dream cast of Confessions of a Teen Idol: Chicks!

For your sick, twisted mind to enjoy...

Natalie from Facts of Life

First Becky from Roseanne

That one hott slut from Salute your Shorts Mother fucking Rayanne from My So-Called Life Little Ginger Chrissy from Growing Pains Whitley Unfuckwithable Gilbert from A Different World

The slut working the spandex from Mousercise Kimmy Gibler FTW!

1 comment:

  1. I would take Darlene over Becky personally. And also, how did Blossom not make the list?