Monday, March 9, 2009

How to avoid the lines at Walt Disney World

  • Be a Mouseketeer on the early 90s MMC
  • Get a boob job and show your midriff in your teens
  • Create infectious melodies and go on tour with boy bands
  • Get married
  • Get divorced
  • Get married again
  • Pop out a few kids
  • Get divoroced again
  • Go crazy, shave your head, speak in a british accent
  • Have your dad rule your life, as ordered by the courts
  • Go to Walt Disney World
I'm getting on that shit right now... Those lines are a beast!

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