Tuesday, March 10, 2009

I love you, Papiiiii

Let's analyze and deconstruc this together......
Why is there a nice candle holder in the background? Where do I buy this? I need a new centerpiece.
Puka Shells... Really? One time my ex-boyfriend came back from the beach and all he wore was Puka Shells for like thirveventeen years. We are not in 1970s Jersey Shore.
Nice Pecks... They are both like... separated. Like a boob job. Nice and shiny too. Which brings me to the V-Neck. Do we really need to see this? I know so many women are grabbing at your body, which V-Neck will help with easy access... but really? No one wants to see this. No One. NO ONE.

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