As you may or may not have guessed, I'm obsessed with Vh1 Celebreality. Their latest crops of reality genius, like Tool Academy and Confessions of a Teen Idol, make me not feel so bad about sitting at home on the weekends drinking by myself. (Side note: Have you ever had plum wine? That shit is the jam! It's like drinking candy that gets you drunk in half the time.)
During a moment of drunken clarity (they do exist!), I envisioned my dream cast of Confessions of a Teen Idol: Chicks!
For your sick, twisted mind to enjoy...
Natalie from Facts of Life
First Becky from Roseanne
That one hott slut from Salute your Shorts
Mother fucking Rayanne from My So-Called Life 
Little Ginger Chrissy from Growing Pains
Whitley Unfuckwithable Gilbert from A Different World
The slut working the spandex from Mousercise
Kimmy Gibler FTW!
I would take Darlene over Becky personally. And also, how did Blossom not make the list?
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